Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams