Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

Never Win Anything

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…