Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…