My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free