The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

“The human body generates more bio…

Nation-states are for the embodied Bodies are for souls Souls need everything in moderatio… Cyberspace is for cyborgs Cyborgs are for real

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end

You keep the peace they get everything else

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…