We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

One thing I could do Was need control

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake