I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all