The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics