There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

The wait is heavy So, I choose to carry a heavy wei… And where the wait is exhausting The weight is strengthening As long as I rest between lifts o…

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky