You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

A being becomes human when you add meaning

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

Easy to please but problematic to appease

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;