New Revised Standard Translation
Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map
You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy