If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid