All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

Let there be light blight and hindsight

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…