Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

Once abandoned You may as well approach life– Meaning God– With reckless abandon Because what have you got to lose

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle