When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience
It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,
Love may never win but love always ties
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
