There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course