Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…