The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have