In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going
In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
God is the world’s only super-bower
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…
