We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…
It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God
In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know
Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
