If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a
Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and
