The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…
Our two choices are The fear of God Or the fear of death And since we gain wisdom through t… Then we must have the faith not to…
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
