After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control

Until now technology could be understood as an extension of the body’s will to power With AI

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious