Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious