I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

I will gladly suffer fools for love

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure