The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

It’s always darkest before the yawn

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

It always comes back to Love and work– The whole point of Love of country Is found in doing the work

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…