I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored