I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…