I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies