If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time
Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit
