The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
