Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself