An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

The greatest strength is the willi… To critically examine your weaknes… The Torah is a tool For critically examining your weak… So that you might be strengthened

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother