A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…

The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

I risked loss And lost; I win

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her