Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it