Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go