I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

Per Wittgenstein Words only gain meaning through th… And they are always used in the co… Of the game being played in the mo… So, when we use words

In Let there be plight the P is silent

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring