“You had the appearance that from the very beginning , Deep Blue saw the end.” Joel Benjamin, Chess Grandmaster
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless