Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…

Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that