Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…