One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
In all my dreams of flying my life has come
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety
Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course