When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy