During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)

It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up