I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure