AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

So often Human beings go From needing the respect Of being noticed with attention To wanting the respect

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me