The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

The internet can be understood as… And the more time we spend on the… The weaker our boundaries become Until we see no boundary between r… Because we no longer recognize bou…

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end