We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about