When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go

Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;