Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power
I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is
If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over
In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience
You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking
