Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews