It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin