It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse