The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light