We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…
This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
Question: Absent the fear of God What does materialism do To reign in the aggressive instinc… Answer:
God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything
