Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

God’s abundance Enables the agency of knowing when… While the devil’s overabundance Leaves you unprepared to exercise… To wit

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…