On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
