Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value