We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention

It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

Like it or not If you’re not mating for life You are mating for death The real meaning of free love, the… Is the freedom to choose

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know