Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth