If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent