I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

I risked loss And lost; I win

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…