I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
I changed My mind By following My heart
When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up
When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want
The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…
