Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
What is the point of consciousness… Consciousness enables volitional m… liberating the will through purpos… What is language for? Language infuses purposeful action…
Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…
If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
